My good friend CB of IheartCuppycakes fame, who also shares my passion for all things Project Runway decided to host a Fierce Cupcake Challenge in honor of the show finale airing this Wednesday. I was like, "Biitch, it is on!" ::insert finger snaps::
My first attempt resulted in a big tranny mess up in my kitchen. The look was gawd-awful-hideous, AKA short, fat, and just NOT layered enough. Sooo not ferosh! So, I sent this cupcake back to diet school (learn how to barf girl!) and continued on in my quest for ultimate fierciocity.
Tranny mess in my kitchen. Whuut?!
My ultimate results were fan-freaking-tastic, natch since I am one ferosh biitch. I totally rocked my couture cupcake, though I skipped the bluefly accessory wall as this beaut stands alone. ::insert hair flip::
The icing is Royal, as in RICH, biitches! The inside is lemon, as if anyone cares what's on the inside. Everyone knows it's how you look on the outside that matters. Anyway, the outside is F'ing Fierce (notice the capitals? Yeah, I thought so.) Besides, how could I stay a 2/4 if I ate a cupcake? Helllo!
So, I hope everyone enjoys life in the loser lane. Because there is only room for one diva cupcake and that's me, er, I mean MINE.
The gawd-awful-hideousness starts to train for the next contest.