Tuesday, March 4, 2008

So F'ing Fierce!


My good friend CB of IheartCuppycakes fame, who also shares my passion for all things Project Runway decided to host a Fierce Cupcake Challenge in honor of the show finale airing this Wednesday. I was like, "Biitch, it is on!" ::insert finger snaps::
My first attempt resulted in a big tranny mess up in my kitchen. The look was gawd-awful-hideous, AKA short, fat, and just NOT layered enough. Sooo not ferosh! So, I sent this cupcake back to diet school (learn how to barf girl!) and continued on in my quest for ultimate fierciocity.

Tranny mess in my kitchen. Whuut?!
My ultimate results were fan-freaking-tastic, natch since I am one ferosh biitch. I totally rocked my couture cupcake, though I skipped the bluefly accessory wall as this beaut stands alone. ::insert hair flip::
The icing is Royal, as in RICH, biitches! The inside is lemon, as if anyone cares what's on the inside. Everyone knows it's how you look on the outside that matters. Anyway, the outside is F'ing Fierce (notice the capitals? Yeah, I thought so.) Besides, how could I stay a 2/4 if I ate a cupcake? Helllo!
So, I hope everyone enjoys life in the loser lane. Because there is only room for one diva cupcake and that's me, er, I mean MINE.

So hot!


The gawd-awful-hideousness starts to train for the next contest.







13 comments:

Alanna said...
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Nikki57 said...

It is fierce

Alanna said...

Girl...that is one tranny mess!!!! A fierce tranny mess though...fo sho!

CB said...

Its a toilet tranny messup in here! But its SO tranny that it loops around to fierce!! LOL. Thanks for your entry!

Mary said...

OH my! You had me giggling hard. Nothing like a bullimic cupcake. Too funny.
You're some FIERCE competition!

jason said...

hey, here is the site i was talking about where i made the extra cash, I was making about $900 extra a month...
check it out ..

April said...

OMG. I want to laugh so hard at my desk right now!!

That is ONE fierce cupcake and I've known some pretty fierce cupcakes in my time...mmmkay? LMAO! I love you Rachey Poo!

jason said...

hey, here is the site i was talking about where i made the extra cash, I was making about $900 extra a month...
check it out ..

jason said...

hey, here is the site i was talking about where i made the extra cash, I was making about $900 extra a month...
check it out ..

Jill Fantastic said...

No you did not make a Project Runway inspired cupcakes. Girl, you are IN.

P.S. I expect couture cupcakes for my birthday

Rachel said...

NIKKI- I am the definition of fierce. Thanks.

ALANNA - Girl, I hear ya!

CB - Loops around to fierce! HAHA

MARY - Even cupcakes need to stay a size 2/4. Serio.

APRIL - Miss you, girl!

JASON - Quit spamming me.

JILL F - You know you can have whatever baked goods you want!

Andrea said...

this is avant garde and FIERCE FEROCITY at its best. But girl, your cupcake has turned into one tranny mess up in here. mmmmkay? You better just make it work.

Leonora said...

Well written article.