- We have the right to 85% of all closet space. We have more stuff because we like to look cute AND we know you like it when we look cute. Besides, if you kept your drawers organized, you'd have more room. Just saying...
- We have the right to ask to fish for compliments. Sometimes we just need an ego stroke. So if we ask if our outfit is cute, say, "Yes, you look amazing!" I'm sure you can relate, you big strong hero sex god, you.
(Side note: Do not lie and say we look cute when there is something noticeably wrong; e.g. quad boob, food in teeth, or if our pants are so tight they could split at any moment.)
- We have the right to watch mindless television. You know how you need a mind break and easy entertainment? (Hello, does anyone understand watching baseball, golf, or poker on TV?!) That's how we feel about America's Next Top Model. Yes, it's dumb. Yes, we've seen this one. Yes, we do want a beer, thanks for asking.
Any additions, ladies?